March 2012
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
I hope Rick Santorum
does not find love in a hopeless place,
is unable to set fire to the rain,
is unable to set the world on fire and burn brighter than the sun,
never finds someone like you,
does not get a good feeling,
does not make her come alive or turn her on,
is not just having fun and cares who sees,
never visits rack rack city, bitch,
is not sexy and...
Appropriate Thing To Post On Tumblr: FUCK YOU SUCK MY BALLS PENIS VAGINA FUCK YOU
Appropriate Thing To Post On Facebook: Today was an okay day.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
Watchdustonian:
gottalovepixar:
horriblefiction:
gottalovepixar:
iwannabeastarshipranger:
transferredtopigfarts:
gottalovepixar:
klexuality:
acciovoldy:
tophatkurt:
can-i-slyther-in:
broldenismyspiritanimal:
jellyfilledcondoms:
acciosarcasm:
theumbrigdeway:
artofapodyopsis:
sarcasmpersonified:
how-so-very-apropos:
ronnieisastarshipranger:
theumbrigdeway:
OH MY...
blainersfabray:
Warner I’m from Malibu I’m not exactly trailer trash here
Richard Simmons is our neighbor
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#1 rule that applies to THG fandom: you must reblog this when you see it.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Watchwrappedinclover:
gleeperformances:
Valerie
Definitely one of my favorite Glee performances
February 2012
SCORSESE
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
myfeetlitup:
pippipklooray:
omfg.
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“I drop things on my foot and yell ‘Jesus’, does that count?”
– Chris Colfer when asked ‘Are you religious?’ (via jawnwatsons)
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idontmeantobeabitch-iswear:
sweetascinnamon:
...
dapperzino:
mothafickle:
actuallynph:
season 1 glee: there arent any gays in ohio except kurt
season 2 glee: lol i forgot blaine also karofsky and santana
season 3 glee: lol oops i forgot the entire lima population my bad
season 4: the whole world is gay
So of course as soon as I make a ton of awesome...
I have to move.
God I hate the fucking military.
blaineandersons:
Chris can write movies star in movies and write books
Darren can do movies and go on Broadway
Lea can do movies
Matthew Morrison can’t do anything because he’s on glee okay sounds legit????
Riding in a car with your friends
wtfsofunny:
Riding in a car with your parents
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
ITS FUCKING SNOWING AT MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK I'M...