FAQ
Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.
Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.
How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.
Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.
Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?
For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????
Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.
Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass.
BARBIE! Oh my god, are you fucking crazy?! You think it’s actually SAFE to keep your toaster that fucking close to the sink? You really are a fucking maniac. What if one of the kids knock it in by accident?? You could really hurt someone!
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Barbie, who the hell do you fucking think you are? Who the hell has a magnetic calculator? Are you some stingy bitch who...
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